I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
I hope her mom drove the car into the house and ran her over with it.
*FAT ON MY BODY
*CLOTHES I WEAR
*SEX I HAVE
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF RESPECT I DESERVE.
still fucking relevant.
I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.
Bless this post.
Is he blowing invisible bubbles? Way to keep your evil image, Satan.
aww satan u so cute
when a song makes you want to overthrow a government you know thats a bloody good song