ALLONS-Y, ALONSO

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

(via sp0ilers-sweetie)

#how I make my comebacks

(Source: mufffliato, via hermajestyamypond)

davidsteninch:

#a smack on the ass maybe #since he has a nice one (via itneedsaying)

(Source: redscharming, via theswordofgryffinwhore)

fallintoyesterday:

I hope her mom drove the car into the house and ran her over with it.

(via timelordpantiesbedropping)

In 2035

(Source: sarlojne, via allons-y-and-run)

mishawinsexster:

eyes of supernatural

(via jenstiel)

(Source: katermasterbater, via timelordpantiesbedropping)

THE AMOUNT OF

brattyfatty:

brattyfatty:

*FAT ON MY BODY

*CLOTHES I WEAR

*SEX I HAVE

HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF RESPECT I DESERVE.

still fucking relevant.

(via the-11-doctor)

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em. 

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 

Bless this post.

(via starkids-in-the-tardis)

raggedyarchangel:

firebreathingsquirrels:

Is he blowing invisible bubbles? Way to keep your evil image, Satan.

aww satan u so cute

(via iwillbethereforhogwarts)

fiyeroroche:

when a song makes you want to overthrow a government you know thats a bloody good song

(via theswordofgryffinwhore)