i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours
dont trust people who dont keep their starter pokemon
my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
mary meeting cas and just kissing him on the forehead and gently placing both hands on his face and whispering “thank you”
who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
The story of my personal and professional life.
sometimes at school i park behind a car with the bumper sticker “what would scooby doo?” and that really gets me through the day
Saving family business.
I read it correctly the first time and was confused by the pictures and saw the gif and went back up to read it again.
I had no other choice.
It’s still going
gib da boy a muffin, he’s HUNGREH
pardon me my good
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter